Pest Control Tamer Mugs

'OK, Son - put the glass over it and I'll slip the paper under it - then we can carry it out to the garden.'

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

"Houston, we have a problem."

Good News about winter

Man using to much bug spray

'I found the termites!'

'The hair specialist is down the hall.'

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

His New Grillfriend

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

"Lovely dovetail."

Giant slug attacks a city

Not you. Your hair.

"He won't stop and ask for directions when he COOKS, either."

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

"Careful. That house has a taser."

"Maybe the termite problem should take precedence over the chimney problem."

"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban

"You've got termites. The good news is I gave them all little phones to keep their minds off doing any damage."

"So, who would you like me to call first, dear, the plumber or the exterminator?"

When cockroaches go unchecked.

'The upside is that if the water gets high enough all your termites might drown.'

“Oi! This is a no fly zone!”

I think I know where the noises in your wall are coming from. Pest control.

'Has anybody seen the flyswatter?'

"Be patient. It's almost dead."

Gardener with window box and giant slug.

'Do you have any properties with a termite infestation?'

'Don't you think it's time you tackled the wandering dew?'