Wwi Gifts

For the War Inventions Board. The Pilsner Pump for Tapping the Enemy's Supper Beer

'Not that net!'

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

WiFi Signals

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

"The Wi-Fi password is publish 'publish or perish'."

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

"It's going over the top? D' you realise what you've just said?"

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

"No, no … the sashimi is fine. But I’m not crazy about your Wi-Fi signal."

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

"My homework is not done because our home modem is tool slow for downloading the answers."

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

The Red Baron meets his match.

A sign outside a bookstore reads: "Meet the people in the bookstore cafe staring at their laptops 2-4 p.m."

"There's no such thing as free wi-fi."

"Take it easy, honey. Beneath that terrifying rage is our twelve-year-old daughter. My GOD, when will the wi-fi go back on?!!"

"My, it feels good to sit down."

"Sorry, Kevin, but having the wi-fi down for a couple of hour is not 'living off the grid'."

"No internet connection"

"Oh, we'll hang Kaiser BIll to the sour-apple tree..."

"Forget the table reservations. We found good seats and strong wifi at the bar and we're not moving!"

'Internet access... internet access....'

"I need a slower internet connection."

Hot dog cart next to a hot spot cart.

"The best thing is he works without WiFi or a data plan."

How M2M really works.

'Please don't mind me... Just carry on!'

George Smith Patton

'He's had too much exposure to wi-fi.'

"Now here's where she gets the military secrets."