Wwi Buff Gifts

"Oh, we'll hang Kaiser BIll to the sour-apple tree..."

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

That's What Happens

Butterfly herders of the wild west.

The Lessons of VietnamThe Lessons of Iran and ContraThe Lessons of Iraq.

"Hang in there everyone—we promise a cute animal story at the end."

"Remember when we had to get along on twenty-one dollars a month!"

Arnold's first day on the job - 'What do you mean...no director!!!...and who is going to tell me what to do?'

'John is watching the game under protest.'

'He's a yodelling busker!'(Busker on faraway mountain).

COWMIKAZES

Presenter Auditions.

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

"I can't imagine how things could get any worse."

'Einstein's theory of negativity'

'And for those of you calling in to say he is behind us - OH NO he isn't.'

'On a personal note, I'm pleased to report I've been upgraded from reporter to opinionated loudmouthed pundit.'

(Stocks) (Bonds) (Off Wall St.)

"Welcome to 'All About the Media,' where members of the media discuss the role of the media in media coverage of the media."

Man from 'National Viewers and Listeners Association sits at work boxes titled; 'Switch on' and 'Switch off'.

'Fred, with the market off over 500 points, we thought we might modify your call-in program today.'

'I'm a voice over artist.'

If I survive this, I'm reinventing myself as a television pundit.

"If PBS announcers did football games." "Let's listen carefully to the quarterback as he scans his options. It appears that the defense seems to want to deter his team from moving the ball forward..." "The fans are making so much noise. I wonder if they know how hard that makes it for the players to concentrate?"

'If the following program sounds silly, it's because it's a a paid political announcement....'

'This is just a thought, but maybe we could try animated anchormen.'

Albert Einstein

'Day is day and night is night. That's the opinion of the management of this station. Here with a rebuttal, is attorney...'

'Figuring out what a day equals is hard. I think I'll work on something easier ... '

"They want to see more snow on your hat next time. . . ."

The passing of a radio/tv personality.

Our 4 Branches of Government

"A survey found 82% of people think surveys are a waste of time."

Obtaining a degree in TV Broadcasting.

'I handle commodities and Dietrich here specialises in stocks and bonds.'