Wwi Aficionado Gifts

For the War Inventions Board. The Pilsner Pump for Tapping the Enemy's Supper Beer

Wrangling War Films How to make and Fake them: VI A Zeppelin Raid on a Poultry Farm in the Vosges District

The Red Baron meets his match.

Erich von Ludendorff

Clerical Officer

President Woodrow Wilson

David Lloyd George

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

"Er – if you young people don't mind, I have a few things to do now. Perhaps you have a hotel or somewhere to go?"

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

"Reach for the sky, stranger."

"It's going over the top? D' you realise what you've just said?"

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

North Fork, the town too tough to diet.

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

'You stay here. I'll go on a head.'

"Bad weather, bugs, snakes, hostile Indians, rustlers, … these are some of the things you may encounter on your outward bound experience."

"I know your mother."

"The health of Mr. Putin is very good!"

Cowboy:'DRAW!' - Two Cowboys about to fight it out using their Pencils and Paper pads.

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

'Did you want me, boss?'

"I hate to sound like a sergeant, Ralph, but it's ten minutes to six."

Napoleon marches off alone

"What do you suppose Ken Burns will have to say about all this in 30 years?"

"Careful, Len. You'll spook the herd."

"Mrs. Barnes is to have a complete head-to-toe – she's to be the victim in a bandage-instruction class."

"My, it feels good to sit down."

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'

'How long have you had that toupee?'