Wwi Aficionado Gifts

For the War Inventions Board. The Pilsner Pump for Tapping the Enemy's Supper Beer

Wrangling War Films How to make and Fake them: VI A Zeppelin Raid on a Poultry Farm in the Vosges District

The Red Baron meets his match.

Erich von Ludendorff

Clerical Officer

President Woodrow Wilson

David Lloyd George

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

"Er – if you young people don't mind, I have a few things to do now. Perhaps you have a hotel or somewhere to go?"

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

"It's going over the top? D' you realise what you've just said?"

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

"Reach for the sky, stranger."

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

North Fork, the town too tough to diet.

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

'I don't know about you, Clyde, but I'm getting a mighty uneasy feeling we could be riding straight into an ambush interview!'

'You stay here. I'll go on a head.'

"I know your mother."

"The health of Mr. Putin is very good!"

Cowboy:'DRAW!' - Two Cowboys about to fight it out using their Pencils and Paper pads.

A history of "high" fashion for old guys.

"Bad weather, bugs, snakes, hostile Indians, rustlers, … these are some of the things you may encounter on your outward bound experience."

'Did you want me, boss?'

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

"Careful, Len. You'll spook the herd."

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

Napoleon marches off alone

"Mrs. Barnes is to have a complete head-to-toe – she's to be the victim in a bandage-instruction class."

"I hate to sound like a sergeant, Ralph, but it's ten minutes to six."

How Will They Manage without Us?

"Who are you callin' a low down snake-in-the-grass? That's upright snake-on-a-barstool to you, mister."