Wwii Aficionado Gifts

Winston Churchill.

Franklin D. Roosevelt

'I suggest we back away slowly and dig another tunnel: This is an unexploded ordnance...'

'For the last time, it's, LUFTWAFFE!'

Edward P. Whitcomb: a grumbling, whiny mediocrity mistakenly born into the greatest generation.

"If it had been up to me back then, Germany would have already experienced this in 1945."

VJ Day Photo Parody

White cliffs of Dover

"The Mohne and the Edersee breeched, the Sorpe damaged, it's just one dam thing after another!"

Spin - the early years.

"I don't care if it is the most realistic World War II simulator game, I still refuse to salute you."

"Come on. I ask you, what harm can it do if we let Adolf here be Chancellor of Germany?"

"I hate to sound like a sergeant, Ralph, but it's ten minutes to six."

Kamikaze bugs

Erwin Rommel

Camouflage on Salisbury Plain

Raising the Flag on Iwo Jima

Hey, Just Kidding

How Will They Manage without Us?

01/08/45

"Er – if you young people don't mind, I have a few things to do now. Perhaps you have a hotel or somewhere to go?"

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

Sir Winston Churchill

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

Camping-Pong

"It's going over the top? D' you realise what you've just said?"

Mr. Evers specifically asked for a plain coffee, not an espresso.

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

'I believe the murderer is in this very room.'

Antler Buzzers.

Michael Caine

"It's General Douglas MacArthur."

The Red Baron meets his match.