Wwii Fanatic Gifts

'The Luftwaffe is unable to bomb London, mein Fuhrer. The east coast of England is littered with wind turbines!'

How's my blitzkrieging?

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

Sir Winston Churchill

Evolution.

"Er – if you young people don't mind, I have a few things to do now. Perhaps you have a hotel or somewhere to go?"

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

Science fiction fans on other planets

"Hold on, that's my Mom dressed up like 'Xena, Princess Warrior'....real mature, Mom!"

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

Pokemon Get Lost

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

The Red Baron meets his match.

'When 900 years you reach, retire, you will not.'

Golfers forming the raising the flag on Iwo Jima.

Knight

"You asked to see me, boss?" "Yes, Rudy. We have a serious problem here." "I'm going to need you to stop humming the 'Star Wars' theme 24/7." "Disney is notoriously litigious. If they catch wind that you're publicly performing the theme, they may sue the cafe for royalties." "Daaaa... daaaa... duh-duh-duh daaaaaaa... daaaa... duh-duh-duh... wait, what?" "If you cost me my livelihood, I'll do to you what Han did to that Tauntaun."

"Very angry birds"

"I'm sick and tired of black."

How Will They Manage without Us?

...they can't take the factory out of the man - he's off to do some welding.

Napoleon marches off alone

"My, it feels good to sit down."

"Chills, Randy. I feel chills. And I can't move." "And I can't remember the last time my palms were this sweaty." "This must've been what people felt like when they heard the Allies were finally invading Normandy on D-Day." "No way any movie can live up to this hype." "Wolverine day is almost upon us." "We are about to embark upon the great crusade..."

Sporting maladies.

"I hate to sound like a sergeant, Ralph, but it's ten minutes to six."

'Nothing says Christmas like a game of 'Death Slayer 4'.'

'The stuff legends are made of'

'For the last time, it's, LUFTWAFFE!'

James Earl Jones

01/08/45

"Do you think my followers will mind of 'Martin's Theory of Everything' ends after just three installments?"

'Please don't mind me... Just carry on!'

'Choked on his own vomit. I wonder how many points you get for that.'

"Someday man will find a peaceful use for my machines."