Wwi Enthusiast Gifts

Mine and Countermine

"What's a patent?"

Sir Winston Churchill

"Er – if you young people don't mind, I have a few things to do now. Perhaps you have a hotel or somewhere to go?"

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

"It's going over the top? D' you realise what you've just said?"

'The hard part will be writing the tutorial.'

The Red Baron meets his match.

"The British are coming. Just sayin'."

"I hate to sound like a sergeant, Ralph, but it's ten minutes to six."

"My, it feels good to sit down."

'I can't help thinking there's something else we can do with this.'

Caveman on the brink of technology.

'The car dealership is letting me buy an expensive sports car, one piece at a time. I decided to buy the steering wheel first.'

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

Iron clad sailors

"This could mean the end of civilisation as we know it!"

'There's a guy outside with a VW who's short a coupla clowns...'

"The Chilcot inquiry? No, this is the inquiry into what happened to the Chilcot inquiry."

Mr Punch's Design for A Statue to Miss Nightingale

'For the last time, it's, LUFTWAFFE!'

No Action Comics

'Please don't mind me... Just carry on!'

The Unknown Military Contractor

'It'll make 'feet' obsolete!'

George Smith Patton

"I'm very proud. Someone I've been stalking has been nominated for an Academy Award."

'Stamp auction' WW2 Victory stamps on two fingers

'Not only the first wheel, the first road accident as well!'