Wwii Gifts

Erwin Rommel

How's my blitzkrieging?

VJ Day Photo Parody

Sir Winston Churchill

"Er – if you young people don't mind, I have a few things to do now. Perhaps you have a hotel or somewhere to go?"

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

Harry S. Truman

"It's going over the top? D' you realise what you've just said?"

Kidnapping Lord Haw-Haw

Golfers forming the raising the flag on Iwo Jima.

D-Day landings of walking fish.

'The Luftwaffe is unable to bomb London, mein Fuhrer. The east coast of England is littered with wind turbines!'

How Will They Manage without Us?

"My, it feels good to sit down."

"I hate to sound like a sergeant, Ralph, but it's ten minutes to six."

Triple espresso. Forget it, Uncle Mort. Let's face facts: You're not as young as you used to be. Too much caffeine can literally kill you. Poppycock! Do you know who you're talking to? When we stormed across Europe under Patton, my tank battalion got stuck in the mud during a torrential downpour. Arty Lang switched my canteen full of rainwater with one full of tank gas. So I replaced his tank's timing belt with tree bark and dental floss. That big galoot and I were always pranking each other lik

'For the last time, it's, LUFTWAFFE!'

01/08/45

'Please don't mind me... Just carry on!'

"It's from Private Ryan...Wish you were here."

George Smith Patton

I'm watching "Untold History of the United States" on Netflix. Is it true it was actually the Soviet Union that won World War II? … and is it true Japan was trying to surrender because the USSR had just entered the war against them, but we nuked them anyway just to show Russia who was boss? And is it true Truman single-handedly started the cold war and the arms race by reneging on deals Roosevelt and Churchill had struck with Stalin and then threatening to nuke the USSR? History's interesting no

"It's not that important, Mamma. It's more like I got promoted to be Mr. Feinschreiber's assistant in the shipping department."

Political correctness - the early years

Putin's New History

"Now here's where she gets the military secrets."

Winston Churchill.

Rage-Tweeting Impeachment

"Hurry up Ted, or are you going to spend all day in that bunker?"

"Hitler's first name? I think it was 'Heil' Miss."

"Fix it so it'll stream out behind, Pierre. I've been assigned to a motorcycle detail."

Hey, Just Kidding

White cliffs of Dover

"I don't care if it is the most realistic World War II simulator game, I still refuse to salute you."

'. . . I know Stan. . . but one day you'll joke about this.'