World War Two Gifts

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

'. . . I know Stan. . . but one day you'll joke about this.'

Deceiving Nazi Dive-Bombers

Camouflage on Salisbury Plain

'...The albert hall have promised to keep looking.'

Sir Winston Churchill

Harry S. Truman

Most valuable element.

"It's going over the top? D' you realise what you've just said?"

"Now there's a weapon of mass destruction."

The Male Atom: Sex, Sport, War and Good Intentions.

Professional woman in pub

'So far we're holding off overseas competition.'

War never felt the same after the Great Puppy Ambush.

"Could I have a Tommy Tippee cup for my friend's beer, as he's been using a concrete breaker all day."

"My boss said I have narcolepsy. She could have waited to tell me after I woke up."

Kidnapping Lord Haw-Haw

"Tractors, Sir - thousands of 'em!"

Golfers forming the raising the flag on Iwo Jima.

Aberdeen Smoking the Pipe of Peace - Aberdeen and France at War with Russia

Triple espresso. Forget it, Uncle Mort. Let's face facts: You're not as young as you used to be. Too much caffeine can literally kill you. Poppycock! Do you know who you're talking to? When we stormed across Europe under Patton, my tank battalion got stuck in the mud during a torrential downpour. Arty Lang switched my canteen full of rainwater with one full of tank gas. So I replaced his tank's timing belt with tree bark and dental floss. That big galoot and I were always pranking each other lik

'The Luftwaffe is unable to bomb London, mein Fuhrer. The east coast of England is littered with wind turbines!'

D-Day landings of walking fish.

'THINGMY ON THE PORT BOW!! You know, what's it called? Long and pointy... Very fast... TORPEDO ON THE PORT BOW!!'

'No. No. Don't bomb them now. Wait until morning, when the birds are singing and the air is alive with a sense of possibility.'

01/08/45

Crime and Punishment: c.f., Bradley Manning

'For the last time, it's, LUFTWAFFE!'

He Duplicated T-Shirts; We Litigated

Mr Punch's Design for A Statue to Miss Nightingale

'Committee of Public Assistance' Meeting in Occupied Holland (Propaganda Print)

"Held up at work? You could have called."

George Smith Patton

"It's from Private Ryan...Wish you were here."

'Not another war film.'