World War Ii History Gifts

"Another seven confirmed kills..."

Sir Winston Churchill

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

Harry S. Truman

Most valuable element.

'Forget what?'

"It's going over the top? D' you realise what you've just said?"

"Now there's a weapon of mass destruction."

The Male Atom: Sex, Sport, War and Good Intentions.

War never felt the same after the Great Puppy Ambush.

'So far we're holding off overseas competition.'

Kidnapping Lord Haw-Haw

"Tractors, Sir - thousands of 'em!"

"Perhaps we should take a fresh look at the methods of the much maligned Spanish Inquisition."

Your tax $ at WAR.

Golfers forming the raising the flag on Iwo Jima.

Aberdeen Smoking the Pipe of Peace - Aberdeen and France at War with Russia

'The Luftwaffe is unable to bomb London, mein Fuhrer. The east coast of England is littered with wind turbines!'

D-Day landings of walking fish.

Triple espresso. Forget it, Uncle Mort. Let's face facts: You're not as young as you used to be. Too much caffeine can literally kill you. Poppycock! Do you know who you're talking to? When we stormed across Europe under Patton, my tank battalion got stuck in the mud during a torrential downpour. Arty Lang switched my canteen full of rainwater with one full of tank gas. So I replaced his tank's timing belt with tree bark and dental floss. That big galoot and I were always pranking each other lik

'No. No. Don't bomb them now. Wait until morning, when the birds are singing and the air is alive with a sense of possibility.'

'THINGMY ON THE PORT BOW!! You know, what's it called? Long and pointy... Very fast... TORPEDO ON THE PORT BOW!!'

In his Last Moments, A Soldier Seeks Forgiveness for his Sins (History of the Crusades).

Crime and Punishment: c.f., Bradley Manning

'Now, a real collectable to bid on: a signed first edition of The First History of the World.'

'Committee of Public Assistance' Meeting in Occupied Holland (Propaganda Print)

He Duplicated T-Shirts; We Litigated

01/08/45

'For the last time, it's, LUFTWAFFE!'

Mr Punch's Design for A Statue to Miss Nightingale

'What really stung is when they wanted the Magna Carta notarized!'

George Smith Patton

'Some day, people will wonder what these goal posts were.'

'Not another war film.'

"It's from Private Ryan...Wish you were here."