Wwi Pillows

For the War Inventions Board. The Pilsner Pump for Tapping the Enemy's Supper Beer

'Not that net!'

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

Wifi in Hell

WiFi Signals

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

"The Wi-Fi password is publish 'publish or perish'."

"It's going over the top? D' you realise what you've just said?"

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

Minion, I've noticed several of the patrons are working on their laptops, tablets and phones. Yeah, that's what people do in cafes, boss. Are you aware, minion, that states and municipalities regularly tax people who conduct business within their borders? I don't see why the state should have a monopoly on taxation. Do you, minion? Inform the patrons they've missed the cafe's April 15th filing deadline, so there will be penalties. If the government can be "We the People," Armstrong Maynard can b

The Red Baron meets his match.

"No, no … the sashimi is fine. But I’m not crazy about your Wi-Fi signal."

"There's no such thing as free wi-fi."

"My homework is not done because our home modem is tool slow for downloading the answers."

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

A sign outside a bookstore reads: "Meet the people in the bookstore cafe staring at their laptops 2-4 p.m."

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

"Take it easy, honey. Beneath that terrifying rage is our twelve-year-old daughter. My GOD, when will the wi-fi go back on?!!"

"My, it feels good to sit down."

"Sorry, Kevin, but having the wi-fi down for a couple of hour is not 'living off the grid'."

"I need a slower internet connection."

"No internet connection"

"Oh, we'll hang Kaiser BIll to the sour-apple tree..."

"Forget the table reservations. We found good seats and strong wifi at the bar and we're not moving!"

"The best thing is he works without WiFi or a data plan."

I just realized how vulnerable I am to people who could hack my phone, my self-driving car, my tv, my garage door opener … So I bought a device called "Trojan Horse: that's supposed to protect me from all that. It connects to my wifi router. It monitors all my web traffic, all my connected devices, and ... well, I'm not exactly sure what it does, but it's supposed to keep the hackers out somehow. What did you say the device is called again? Now I don't worry about anyone hacking my toaster.

'Internet access... internet access....'

How M2M really works.

Hot dog cart next to a hot spot cart.

'Please don't mind me... Just carry on!'

George Smith Patton

"Home is where..."

"Now here's where she gets the military secrets."