Ww2 Pillows

Spot and Ginger know exactly whats going on... Their absence has been discovered.

Sir Winston Churchill

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

Harry S. Truman

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

"It's going over the top? D' you realise what you've just said?"

"I'm so happy to be back in the workforce I'll never complain out loud again about Mondays."

Kidnapping Lord Haw-Haw

Golfers forming the raising the flag on Iwo Jima.

'Every war game scenario I've run has you picking up the check.'

'This paintball war has really spun out of control.'

Don't Worry, Joe, about Afghanistan

'The Luftwaffe is unable to bomb London, mein Fuhrer. The east coast of England is littered with wind turbines!'

Triple espresso. Forget it, Uncle Mort. Let's face facts: You're not as young as you used to be. Too much caffeine can literally kill you. Poppycock! Do you know who you're talking to? When we stormed across Europe under Patton, my tank battalion got stuck in the mud during a torrential downpour. Arty Lang switched my canteen full of rainwater with one full of tank gas. So I replaced his tank's timing belt with tree bark and dental floss. That big galoot and I were always pranking each other lik

John McCain, pre-RIP

"By George, that should do it - as long as we don[t bomb our own men again "

'No. No. Don't bomb them now. Wait until morning, when the birds are singing and the air is alive with a sense of possibility.'

'For the last time, it's, LUFTWAFFE!'

"Ok, boy, one more time, then I'd better get this thing back to the battlefield."

'His social skills have improved since he lost his job in banking.'

01/08/45

'As you know, this is a Right-To-Work-Cheap-OR-we-send-your-job-to-Asia-state...'

'I found it on Craig's List.'

'We're looking for someone who would be comfortable toiling in obscurity for at least thirty years.'

George Smith Patton

"It's from Private Ryan...Wish you were here."

"Now here's where she gets the military secrets."

I'm watching "Untold History of the United States" on Netflix. Is it true it was actually the Soviet Union that won World War II? … and is it true Japan was trying to surrender because the USSR had just entered the war against them, but we nuked them anyway just to show Russia who was boss? And is it true Truman single-handedly started the cold war and the arms race by reneging on deals Roosevelt and Churchill had struck with Stalin and then threatening to nuke the USSR? History's interesting no

Putin's New History

Political correctness - the early years

'Why do you always get to be the tanks?'

'Rabbit Leader here, No, you may NOT return to base because your sock keeps botching up,'

The USA Peace Dove Choosing War

Injured soldier receives first aid.