World War Pillows

Benito Mussolini

Delayed Action Bomb Machine

'They may have been repulsive, sadistic, mass-murdering personifications of evil, but they wore a nice uniform.'

Neville Chamberlain

Sir Winston Churchill

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

Harry S. Truman

"It's going over the top? D' you realise what you've just said?"

Most valuable element.

"Now there's a weapon of mass destruction."

The Male Atom: Sex, Sport, War and Good Intentions.

'So far we're holding off overseas competition.'

War never felt the same after the Great Puppy Ambush.

Kidnapping Lord Haw-Haw

'Every war game scenario I've run has you picking up the check.'

Aberdeen Smoking the Pipe of Peace - Aberdeen and France at War with Russia

'This paintball war has really spun out of control.'

"By George, that should do it - as long as we don[t bomb our own men again "

'No. No. Don't bomb them now. Wait until morning, when the birds are singing and the air is alive with a sense of possibility.'

'THINGMY ON THE PORT BOW!! You know, what's it called? Long and pointy... Very fast... TORPEDO ON THE PORT BOW!!'

"Ok, boy, one more time, then I'd better get this thing back to the battlefield."

Mr Punch's Design for A Statue to Miss Nightingale

Wangling War Films How to Make and Fake Them: IV The Fall of Przemysl.

'I found it on Craig's List.'

'Committee of Public Assistance' Meeting in Occupied Holland (Propaganda Print)

'For the last time, it's, LUFTWAFFE!'

George Smith Patton

'Not another war film.'