World War Ii Pillows

George Smith Patton

Winston Churchill

"Now here's where she gets the military secrets."

"No, Adolf, it's not the winning that matters, it's the taking part."

Political correctness - the early years

"Hurry up Ted, or are you going to spend all day in that bunker?"

Putin's New History

'The Luftwaffe is unable to bomb London, mein Fuhrer. The east coast of England is littered with wind turbines!'

Lord Boothby

Harry S. Truman

'Mein Fuhrer, the military feels invading Russia is the wrong way to address your anger management disorder.'

'For the last time, it's, LUFTWAFFE!'

'Trust you to have a fetish for b52 bombers.'

Franklin D. Roosevelt

War crimes.

"Hitler's first name? I think it was 'Heil' Miss."

Late period Hitler

Rudolf Hess

Kidnapping Lord Haw-Haw

"Mein Gott! It never occurred to me that Hansel and Gretel might be Hitler Youth."

Ask Sadie. Dear Sadie, I want to visit your coffeehouse. Which state is it in? - Matt S. This reminds me of when I was broadcaster for the French resistance. Germans asked that too. Germans? I gave them faulty directions, leading them on a wild goosechase that drew 12 armored divisions away from Normandy just before D-Day. You don't know this? Don't they teach history anymore? Zip it, nobody cares about the fifties.

I'm watching "Untold History of the United States" on Netflix. Is it true it was actually the Soviet Union that won World War II? … and is it true Japan was trying to surrender because the USSR had just entered the war against them, but we nuked them anyway just to show Russia who was boss? And is it true Truman single-handedly started the cold war and the arms race by reneging on deals Roosevelt and Churchill had struck with Stalin and then threatening to nuke the USSR? History's interesting no

Triple espresso. Forget it, Uncle Mort. Let's face facts: You're not as young as you used to be. Too much caffeine can literally kill you. Poppycock! Do you know who you're talking to? When we stormed across Europe under Patton, my tank battalion got stuck in the mud during a torrential downpour. Arty Lang switched my canteen full of rainwater with one full of tank gas. So I replaced his tank's timing belt with tree bark and dental floss. That big galoot and I were always pranking each other lik

USS Arizona in the Pearl Harbor Attack

It Sucks, But We Had It Coming

Passive Resistance Comics

01/08/45

"Of course, I'm merely thinking out loud, but why don't we just quit?"

Sir Winston Churchill

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

Most valuable element.

"It's going over the top? D' you realise what you've just said?"

"Now there's a weapon of mass destruction."

The Male Atom: Sex, Sport, War and Good Intentions.

'So far we're holding off overseas competition.'