Wrinkle Warriors Gifts

'Too much Botox, Mavis.'

"When I started it was just a couple of small injections twice a week."

"Face it, Dear, we're in a desperate battle with gravity...and it's winning!"

"If they do let anyone go I don't think age will be a consideration. You shouldn't kill yourself trying to look younger than you are."

When prunes lose the plot: they advertise anti wrinkle cream.

"Well botox would help that big wrinkle, then a good quality hand cream, and maybe a manicure?..."

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"This feels like an accomplishment."

Muscles

On the back of the t-shirt...

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

"It's true: no more burpees."

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

Running

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

Exercise Class

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.'

No caption (A man running on a treadmill hands a relay baton to a man on the treadmill in front of him).

Tired executive going into gym coming out gleaming

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

"My wife says she wants you to make me fit for purpose."

"I just reached 1000 jumps."

Exercise Bars