Wrinkle Warriors Pillows

'Too much Botox, Mavis.'

"When I started it was just a couple of small injections twice a week."

"Face it, Dear, we're in a desperate battle with gravity...and it's winning!"

"If they do let anyone go I don't think age will be a consideration. You shouldn't kill yourself trying to look younger than you are."

When prunes lose the plot: they advertise anti wrinkle cream.

"Well botox would help that big wrinkle, then a good quality hand cream, and maybe a manicure?..."

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"This feels like an accomplishment."

On the back of the t-shirt...

Muscles

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

Exercise Class

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

Running

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

"It's true: no more burpees."

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.'

"I have to get down to 125 pounds before I go back to my real gym."

"I just reached 1000 jumps."

"My wife says she wants you to make me fit for purpose."

Sisyphus during Covid

Tired executive going into gym coming out gleaming

Zumbie: Zumba for zombies.

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