Whisker Warrior Pillows

'Take a little off the top and put it on my face.'

Cat boxer

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

Cat Reunion

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

"What we're looking for is someone who think outside the box?"

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

Cat Zoom Meeting

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

"Sure, it's been a tough quarter, but somehow we always land on our feet."

"I think I blew the promotion when I started doing some personal hygiene grooming during the interview."

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

"I hate it..."

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

Cosmetics. Helps get rid of crow's feet.

'I never knew baking was such a violent activity. You have to beat the eggs, whip the cream, and mash the nuts.'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

Whiskey wars

Dr. and Mrs. Steven Mueller.

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

'Doctor, how can I prevent wrinkles? Don't sleep in your clothes.'

Cat Lover's Leap.

'Everyone keeps telling me I need my eyes checked, so here I am!'

"Our cat is the only god this home needs."

"Would you say the pain is more like a me-ow or a me-ouch?"

Two cats making a heart shape with their tails

She'd decided to apply for a species change...

Botox sharpei