World Record Hopeful Pillows

Sadly, Ralph's third attempt at the World Fishbowl Speed Record was also his last.

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

'This is rodeo history! No one's ever stayed on the Dancing Bronco this long!'

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

Spiders all over the place, "Hello, Guiness book of records?"

"Another world record - it must be faster water."

'Today could well be the day...the day on which the world leaders turn to me to solve their problems...they might just leave it till tomorrow.'

I think the speed grazing record is in the bag!

Origins of the 'Beard Of Bees'.

Guess what he is in the guinness book of records.

"My ship didn't sink. I swam here from New Jersey to get into The Guinness Book of World Records."

"911?... Guinness Book of World Records?... 911?

"Call me if it gets any bigger"

"I'm inspired to try to run a marathon."

'Jumping over the moon wasn't enough for Bessie! Oooh, no...she had to go for a world record and try for Mars!'

OWZAT...The beer-mat-flipping champion sets a new world record!

"Ukrainian legend V.N. Levev performs a flawless clean and jerk of Amy Lucas, world's most self-absorbed waitress."

"Sorry, your meeting's been pushed back...Mr. Smith's only 2,000 from a world record!"

Horace Dung Beetle- Guinness World Record Holder.

'Hello, Guinness Book of Records, what's the longest recorded sulk?'

'Oldest living turkey? I'll see if we have that category.'

Billy strip: wanting to be taller.

Ralph holds the Guiness world record for nosehair!

World's Largest Hairball

World Records Office.

'The human speed endurance record holder is here to see you.'

This was to have been Hillary's greatest moment,,,

"Mr Dinsmore, How would you like to be mentioned in the next edition of the Guiness Book of World Records?"

First Upright Piano Pulled to the South Pole.

Another successful recruitment drive for the Collins University Medical Research Center.

'Leo my man, you are one leap away from the Guinness book of world records.'

World's tallest potato contest

'World's HEAVIEST Man'