World Record Hopeful Mugs

Sadly, Ralph's third attempt at the World Fishbowl Speed Record was also his last.

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

'This is rodeo history! No one's ever stayed on the Dancing Bronco this long!'

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

Spiders all over the place, "Hello, Guiness book of records?"

"Another world record - it must be faster water."

I think the speed grazing record is in the bag!

'Today could well be the day...the day on which the world leaders turn to me to solve their problems...they might just leave it till tomorrow.'

Origins of the 'Beard Of Bees'.

Guess what he is in the guinness book of records.

"911?... Guinness Book of World Records?... 911?

"I'm inspired to try to run a marathon."

OWZAT...The beer-mat-flipping champion sets a new world record!

"Ukrainian legend V.N. Levev performs a flawless clean and jerk of Amy Lucas, world's most self-absorbed waitress."

'Hello, Guinness Book of Records, what's the longest recorded sulk?'

"Sorry, your meeting's been pushed back...Mr. Smith's only 2,000 from a world record!"

'Oldest living turkey? I'll see if we have that category.'

Billy strip: wanting to be taller.

"Mr Dinsmore, How would you like to be mentioned in the next edition of the Guiness Book of World Records?"

First Upright Piano Pulled to the South Pole.

This was to have been Hillary's greatest moment,,,

World Records Office.

'The human speed endurance record holder is here to see you.'

Another successful recruitment drive for the Collins University Medical Research Center.

'World's HEAVIEST Man'

World's tallest potato contest

"Some day, I'm gonna see the world."

'Leo my man, you are one leap away from the Guinness book of world records.'