World Record Chaser Mugs

what people will do to get into the guiness book of world records

'Jumping over the moon wasn't enough for Bessie! Oooh, no...she had to go for a world record and try for Mars!'

Origins of the 'Beard Of Bees'.

World's tallest potato contest

I think the speed grazing record is in the bag!

'Leo my man, you are one leap away from the Guinness book of world records.'

OWZAT...The beer-mat-flipping champion sets a new world record!

'The Coast Guard? Nah, call Guinness first - this is going to make the biggest mimosa of all time.'

"Sorry, your meeting's been pushed back...Mr. Smith's only 2,000 from a world record!"

Dressed for Success!

"Be careful what you wish for, Bob, because you just might get it. And if it happens to be what I was wishing for, things could get pretty ugly around here."

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

"It's not enough being a cat anymore. I want to be a fat cat."

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Chris Froome

"I'm running away to join the W.N.B.A."

"They called me Dumbo. A memoir of redemption."

Frank Zappa

'I'm stressed: My dad was a champion, my mum was a champion, there's a lot of pressure on me to become a champion...'

Arch of Triumph Save

He won't stop talking about being the fastest ever. He's a broken record about breaking a record.

Successful sales people are avid goal setters...

Finish line extended 20 miles.

"Today, State Street. Tomorrow, the State!"

Get a life

"Can you perform under pressure?"

Career Goals

Athlete being chased by a dog.

'If a moo can rise to the top, so can I.'

Man on motorbike.

Ski-ball.

'Look at it this way...you're like a big pop star! The hits just keep on coming!'

Zoology. Cheetahs can reach speeds up to sixty miles an hour! Amazing, and yet they never win!

'No, I've never yet broken any swimming records, why do you ask?'