World Record Chasers Mugs

'I wonder if the guinness people would be interested in the world's record for the most time spent on hold.'

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

"Right, before we look at the covid figures for today, do we need another sheet of paper?"

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

"'Start a company, make money.' Your business plan may be missing a few steps in the middle."

'Damn! McGee's good!'

Ladder of Success.

Finish line extended 20 miles.

'This is where the company started handing out sick bags!'

Ski-ball.

Man on motorbike.

Athlete being chased by a dog.

I think the speed grazing record is in the bag!

"You're ruthless in your ambition, Henderson- I admire that."

Origins of the 'Beard Of Bees'.

Guess what he is in the guinness book of records.

Office of Lyrics You Can't Understand

"A movie deal, a recording contract, clothing line, rehab, first marriage, fragrance, baby, second marriage, reality show …"

'No, I've never yet broken any swimming records, why do you ask?'

"Of all the times to stall."

Crowd await return of a round the world yachtsman. PC asks 'Expecting someone, are we?'

'CD's: Manufactured pop groups as seen on tv!'

'Ooh, this is an old one. I'll bet it's worth its weight in oil.'

Cross Channel Leap

"I want a pair which says 'fast' even if I'm goin' slow."

''See, I told you this whole Bigfoot thing was nothing more than an elaborate hoax.''

'Will you guys back there quit mumbling and let me know what's on your mind?'

Your Ticket to Fame and Fortune...sold out.

"At last - the lair of the Bigfoot!!"

OWZAT...The beer-mat-flipping champion sets a new world record!