World Record Chasers Gifts

'I wonder if the guinness people would be interested in the world's record for the most time spent on hold.'

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

"Right, before we look at the covid figures for today, do we need another sheet of paper?"

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

"'Start a company, make money.' Your business plan may be missing a few steps in the middle."

'Damn! McGee's good!'

Ladder of Success.

He won't stop talking about being the fastest ever. He's a broken record about breaking a record.

Finish line extended 20 miles.

'This is where the company started handing out sick bags!'

"Can you perform under pressure?"

"You're ruthless in your ambition, Henderson- I admire that."

Ski-ball.

Athlete being chased by a dog.

I think the speed grazing record is in the bag!

Man on motorbike.

Origins of the 'Beard Of Bees'.

'No, I've never yet broken any swimming records, why do you ask?'

Crowd await return of a round the world yachtsman. PC asks 'Expecting someone, are we?'

Guess what he is in the guinness book of records.

"Of all the times to stall."

Linford Christie

"A movie deal, a recording contract, clothing line, rehab, first marriage, fragrance, baby, second marriage, reality show …"

Office of Lyrics You Can't Understand

"Call me if it gets any bigger"

'Jumping over the moon wasn't enough for Bessie! Oooh, no...she had to go for a world record and try for Mars!'

'CD's: Manufactured pop groups as seen on tv!'

Cross Channel Leap

"At last - the lair of the Bigfoot!!"

Robert Smith

'Ooh, this is an old one. I'll bet it's worth its weight in oil.'

OWZAT...The beer-mat-flipping champion sets a new world record!

''See, I told you this whole Bigfoot thing was nothing more than an elaborate hoax.''

Your Ticket to Fame and Fortune...sold out.

'Will you guys back there quit mumbling and let me know what's on your mind?'