World Record Holder Pillows

World's Largest Hairball

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

"World War III? Hmm. O.K., but, remember, nobody gets hurt."

"274 meters of bandage - It looks as though you're going to make the Guiness Book of Records, Mr Henderson!"

"He's only been president a few months. Just give hima little time."

"You're close, but you're not the record. The record for one family in one booth—all from out of state, each ordering a complete breakfast—was set in 1978, with fifteen."

Spiders all over the place, "Hello, Guiness book of records?"

Barak Obama on the Globe

'It's a new record, mom - there are six of us in here!'

"Another world record - it must be faster water."

He won't stop talking about being the fastest ever. He's a broken record about breaking a record.

Women Possibilities

The Specimen Hunter

'Mr. President, you have a phone call. It's the First Hen.'

Cowboy Trump

I think the speed grazing record is in the bag!

'Today could well be the day...the day on which the world leaders turn to me to solve their problems...they might just leave it till tomorrow.'

Wow, seven questions marks! Can you give me one more? I'm going for a personal record! ???????

Origins of the 'Beard Of Bees'.

Guess what he is in the guinness book of records.

"911?... Guinness Book of World Records?... 911?

"My ship didn't sink. I swam here from New Jersey to get into The Guinness Book of World Records."

Owl seeing how many times it can twist it's head around - "...14, 15, 16, there goes the record."

"Call me if it gets any bigger"

'Jumping over the moon wasn't enough for Bessie! Oooh, no...she had to go for a world record and try for Mars!'

'My credit report. Well - they said it's the lowest ever, but on the flip side I'll be in the Guinness World Record book.'

"Call me a cockeyed optimist, but I think we can fool all the people all the time!"

'Last Sunday, third inning, White Sox agains the Orioles, a major league first....as every player on the field blows a bubble at the same time."

Pioneers Of AviationOctober 21, 1913 Major C. Peter Barry Breaks The Scarf Barrier

"Kim Jong Un? I was expecting to meet Kim Kardashian."

G7

OWZAT...The beer-mat-flipping champion sets a new world record!

Man with world on his shoulders

Woman has the world on her shoulders