World Care Warden Gifts

Omran Daqneesh watches TV

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

"This prognosis is positive, you've got a cold nose."

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

That party went well.

'You're not supposed to catch them!'

Beaver tower

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

Dog retriving Frisbee

'I see it. You're supposed to get it!'

'We need people who dream the impossible dreams - like pensions and health care.'

'Before we staqrt biting do you practice catch and release?'

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

"Who says you can't take it with you? This one has a fireproof lining."

Introducing Ambient Books: No beginning...no middle...no end...just a bunch of sentences specially written to soothe and relax the reader.

Bird Symbol Hunting

'Oh, it is so totally on, now!'

'I'm sorry. I have to cite you because the frog you kissed and turned into a prince was an endangered species.'

'You got twenty years for hunting without a license? Kind of stiff, isn't it?'

"Do you cover hypochondria?"

'Looks like we're dealing with a mule deer infestation. I can get rid of them, but you'll have to wait until they're in season!'

"'Disability benefits' they said... Not while there are perfectly good jobs as traffic cones to be had!"

Wolf Reintroduction.

Forest rangers prevent forest fires

'What do you mean that you hacked into Old Faithful's computer so now it's not so faithful?'

'The bears are very well-behaved.'

Just Another Sloe News Day

'Can I see your license,please?'

Social security.

Leo knew it was now illegal, but he couldn't get the thrill of the hunt out of his blood.

'You better have a hunting license.'

"Australia's covid vaccine roll out has experienced significant delivery coordination difficulties since its launch...why would that be."