World Care Warden Pillows

Omran Daqneesh watches TV

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

"This prognosis is positive, you've got a cold nose."

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

'You're not supposed to catch them!'

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

That party went well.

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

Dog retriving Frisbee

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

'I see it. You're supposed to get it!'

Bird Symbol Hunting

'Before we staqrt biting do you practice catch and release?'

Introducing Ambient Books: No beginning...no middle...no end...just a bunch of sentences specially written to soothe and relax the reader.

"Who says you can't take it with you? This one has a fireproof lining."

'We need people who dream the impossible dreams - like pensions and health care.'

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

'Oh, it is so totally on, now!'

'You got twenty years for hunting without a license? Kind of stiff, isn't it?'

"Do you cover hypochondria?"

'I'm sorry. I have to cite you because the frog you kissed and turned into a prince was an endangered species.'

'Looks like we're dealing with a mule deer infestation. I can get rid of them, but you'll have to wait until they're in season!'

"'Disability benefits' they said... Not while there are perfectly good jobs as traffic cones to be had!"

Wolf Reintroduction.

'What do you mean that you hacked into Old Faithful's computer so now it's not so faithful?'

'Can I see your license,please?'

'The bears are very well-behaved.'

Forest rangers prevent forest fires

Social security.

Leo knew it was now illegal, but he couldn't get the thrill of the hunt out of his blood.

'You better have a hunting license.'

'Perhaps the fish don't realize you have a license to catch them.'

'Yes, it is last year's hunting license, but I'm only hunting the ones I missed last year.'