Workout Philosopher Pillows

T-shirt reads: 'No Pain, No Pain.'

"Good game."

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

Critisize your weight.

An old man exercising with hourglasses

"Smoke a cigar that fits your face."

"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!"

Guy in gym

"My blood type...it's the type that doesn't like to exercise."

'Gathering dust isn't dangerous in itself, but it's a sign of lack of exercise.'

And this model comes with a fitness tracker.

"When did everybody stop jogging?"

'His idea of healthy living is going to the pub in his tracksuit.'

"Fit watch say me need more steps."

'Why are jogging on the spot?'

'On my new diet I can eat anything I want, but have to walk 500 miles a day.'

Cemetery with graves engraved 'traditional medicine' and 'alternative medicine'.

"Sure, Pop, I see the ball—what I don't see are incentives."

'Can I have a refund if she puts the weight back on.'

"Up here everything is pretty much opposite."

"I didn't miss my workout...I didn't miss it one bit!"

'Looks like I might have to rethink the football idea!'

''Buy low, sell high' is not considered an aerobic activity.'

'Well at least we got him off the sofa.'

"Exercise?...What you need is more napping!"

Maude's yoga classes were beginning to pay off.

Coulda Woulda Shoulda.

"How much does it cost to buy a membership then never use it?"

'if your wife ever asks you to meet her at Pilates...don't! It's not a pizzeria.'

'Violence solves everything...'

"Being cremated is my last hope for a smoking hot body. . ."