Gym Philosopher Pillows

Give the gift of comfort and inspiration with pillows that feature witty and motivational sayings tailored for gym philosophers. Perfect for their workout space or relaxation corner, these pillows combine humor with wisdom.

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'Your fitness regime hasn't worked headmaster. The gym floor collapsed.'

'Your fitness regime hasn't worked headmaster. The gym floor collapsed.' mockup

'Your fitness regime hasn't worked headmaster. The gym floor collapsed.'

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"Good game."

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"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!" mockup

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

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"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years." mockup

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

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Critisize your weight.

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"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!"

"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!" mockup

"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!"

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"Smoke a cigar that fits your face." mockup

"Smoke a cigar that fits your face."

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An old man exercising with hourglasses mockup

An old man exercising with hourglasses

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Guy in gym

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"My blood type...it's the type that doesn't like to exercise."

"My blood type...it's the type that doesn't like to exercise." mockup

"My blood type...it's the type that doesn't like to exercise."

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And this model comes with a fitness tracker.

And this model comes with a fitness tracker. mockup

And this model comes with a fitness tracker.

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"When did everybody stop jogging?" mockup

"When did everybody stop jogging?"

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T-shirt reads: 'No Pain, No Pain.' mockup

T-shirt reads: 'No Pain, No Pain.'

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'Ha! Here's your problem. You haven't been taking the human growth hormones. Someone sold you some other kind of hormone.'

'Ha! Here's your problem. You haven't been taking the human growth hormones. Someone sold you some other kind of hormone.' mockup

'Ha! Here's your problem. You haven't been taking the human growth hormones. Someone sold you some other kind of hormone.'

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'On my new diet I can eat anything I want, but have to walk 500 miles a day.'

'On my new diet I can eat anything I want, but have to walk 500 miles a day.' mockup

'On my new diet I can eat anything I want, but have to walk 500 miles a day.'

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"Sure, Pop, I see the ball—what I don't see are incentives."

"Sure, Pop, I see the ball—what I don't see are incentives." mockup

"Sure, Pop, I see the ball—what I don't see are incentives."

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'Aw, come on guys - at the end of the day, it's only a game - right?'

'Aw, come on guys - at the end of the day, it's only a game - right?' mockup

'Aw, come on guys - at the end of the day, it's only a game - right?'

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"Up here everything is pretty much opposite."

"Up here everything is pretty much opposite." mockup

"Up here everything is pretty much opposite."

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Jeff was watching his weight.

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'Looks like I might have to rethink the football idea!'

'Looks like I might have to rethink the football idea!' mockup

'Looks like I might have to rethink the football idea!'

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"Hey dude, when I said curls might help, that's not what I meant."

"Hey dude, when I said curls might help, that's not what I meant." mockup

"Hey dude, when I said curls might help, that's not what I meant."

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'This is my favorite machine in the gym.'

'This is my favorite machine in the gym.' mockup

'This is my favorite machine in the gym.'

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Coulda Woulda Shoulda.

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"How much does it cost to buy a membership then never use it?"

"How much does it cost to buy a membership then never use it?" mockup

"How much does it cost to buy a membership then never use it?"

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'if your wife ever asks you to meet her at Pilates...don't! It's not a pizzeria.'

'if your wife ever asks you to meet her at Pilates...don't! It's not a pizzeria.' mockup

'if your wife ever asks you to meet her at Pilates...don't! It's not a pizzeria.'

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'Violence solves everything...'

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"Being cremated is my last hope for a smoking hot body. . ."

"Being cremated is my last hope for a smoking hot body. . ." mockup

"Being cremated is my last hope for a smoking hot body. . ."

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"No, I'm sorry Geoff. I still can't remember you ever having a six pack there."

"No, I'm sorry Geoff. I still can't remember you ever having a six pack there." mockup

"No, I'm sorry Geoff. I still can't remember you ever having a six pack there."

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The Thinking Man's Rugby

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'I will need to watch the replay.' mockup

'I will need to watch the replay.'

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Gym Philosopher Pillows Collection

Gym Philosopher Mugs

Explore more mugs that celebrate gym philosophers—perfect for mornings filled with humor and insight. Find witty and motivational designs designed to inspire every day.

Gym Philosopher Prints

Browse inspiring prints that beautifully blend humor and insight—great for decorating your gym or workout space with a touch of wit.

Gym Philosopher T-Shirts

Discover t-shirts that speak to the gym philosopher’s soul—combining humor and wisdom in a stylish, wearable form. Perfect for workouts and casual moments.