Wizard Of Oz Collectors Gifts

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

'We had the baby's ultrasound photo made into wallpaper.'

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

The Poky Little Pupa.

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

"Congratulations. It's a chick."

"What the hell took so long?"

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

"Recalculating route..."

'You must have been wearing your beer googles.'

Snoopy with Laptop

"We could have been here sooner, but we wanted to wait until the beautiful Yellow Brick Road was built."

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

"Oh, Aunt Em, it wasn't a dream. It was a place. And you and you and you ... and you were there. But not that man with the straitjacket."

"It's a cow thing. You wouldn't understand."

'I suppose we've got to keep a sense of perspective. The Greeks waste our money, the French merely spend it.'

The Kids' Table at the Last Supper

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

Selfish shellfish - 'You kids share your food and stop being shellfish!'

'At ease, soldier.'

"Your taxes,pension and health deductions have exceeded your wages - here's your bill."

"My guess it's guacamole."

'Sure, real estate prices are sky-high, but kings don't sell their castles, and that's that.'

Fairy Library - Cinderella Marries the Prince

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

The loving, yet vengeful God of Cheshire!