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Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

"Congratulations. It's a chick."

"Recalculating route..."

"What the hell took so long?"

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

"It's a cow thing. You wouldn't understand."

'I suppose we've got to keep a sense of perspective. The Greeks waste our money, the French merely spend it.'

"Oh, Aunt Em, it wasn't a dream. It was a place. And you and you and you ... and you were there. But not that man with the straitjacket."

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

"Your taxes,pension and health deductions have exceeded your wages - here's your bill."

'At ease, soldier.'

Selfish shellfish - 'You kids share your food and stop being shellfish!'

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

Shell Fire

'Sure, real estate prices are sky-high, but kings don't sell their castles, and that's that.'

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.