Witty Shoppers Pillows

'I think Gramma's a saint for taking you school shopping.'

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'

They get into debt so fast these days...

Seven deadly sins shopping plaza

Child praying - asks god to bless his family and the new motorbike he's bought with his father's credit card.

'I handed over my company to my son and he's doing better than I ever did. Unfortunately he's starting school next year...'

House Broken.

Man stands in front of rows of kangaroos next to a sign that reads "Final Clearance - Entire stock of kanagroos".

Shop assistant falling in love with a customer

'Oxygen with that swimsuit ma'am?'

"So the only way to save the economy is to spend what we haven't got - plus ca change - moin ca change!"

'How do I know if it's seaworthy?'

"Why does your men's clothing store need a loan?" "During the pandemic sales of pants have dropped way off."

A sign outside the "Museum of Modern Gift Items" reads "T-shirts of the Masters Sale".

Santa checking out sleigh beds.

Thong World.

'He must be the real Santa... He was the only sober guy at the Xmas party!'

'When will you learn? You're only paying for the label!'

"If there are more than two people in front of you - we will open another superstore."

Mail-Order Yard Sale

"I hope you've come home with something for your wind."

Poor Holiday Gift Choice...The Lucifer 2500, Talking GPS Device.

"I'm not sure. Maybe it's my wife's butt size I'm thinking of!"

"... And you said this was you and your husband's first time shopping at Costco?"

"Sometimes I like to browse the men's section just to screw with the patriarchy."

"Do you have something that says, 'Quit stalking me'?"

"Classic ballcap $79.95. White, black, red or blue. Adjustable. One size fits all."

"This new grocery store is divided into two sections: organic and things I can afford."

"You want the extended warranty for this disposal razor."

'Sometimes I ask myself, 'What would good King Wenceslaus think about all this?''

'I should have told you about the side effects. Anyway, I think it looks really good small.'

Mother Nature's Health Foods

"Thank YOU Amazon!"

Foods that are bad for you. Foods that are really bad for you.