Shopper's Wit Seeker Pillows

Inconvenience store.

I thought you said Megson couldn't be bought.

"The only thing that's not gone up is the pound."

Mother threatening to gag her baby.

"Where can I find the lefts?"

"The Box is bigger, the contents smaller, increased the price and called it improved."

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

Auto parts, Lite Puff Pastries, & Health Insurance Exchange.

They get into debt so fast these days...

"I think he said he wants to buy 'just the one'. You'd better fetch the manager"

Seven deadly sins shopping plaza

STRIP Hambone: Expensive repair job

'So the prince and princess lowered their expectations became savvy consumers, then they lived reasonably contented forever after.'

Mothercare - " I'm going to shop till I drop."

"How much is the sign?"

House Broken.

Shop assistant falling in love with a customer

'How do I know if it's seaworthy?'

A sign outside the "Museum of Modern Gift Items" reads "T-shirts of the Masters Sale".

"Why does your men's clothing store need a loan?" "During the pandemic sales of pants have dropped way off."

Man stands in front of rows of kangaroos next to a sign that reads "Final Clearance - Entire stock of kanagroos".

Santa checking out sleigh beds.

Maze Leading to a Cheese Shop

'Going into business sale' at a jeweler's.

"Most of it is the same, but if you look here you'll see that the price is twice as big"

'My wife doesn't just allow for inflation - she helps it along.'

"I often think of the 'Hereafter'. When I'm shopping I'm always asking myself 'What am I here after?'"

"People seem to be saying, Christmas is early, much earlier than they did last year."

'When will you learn? You're only paying for the label!'

Mail-Order Yard Sale

"And now for a long hard look at the changing profile of High Street Banking."

"If there are more than two people in front of you - we will open another superstore."

"Sometimes I like to browse the men's section just to screw with the patriarchy."

"Classic ballcap $79.95. White, black, red or blue. Adjustable. One size fits all."

Poor Holiday Gift Choice...The Lucifer 2500, Talking GPS Device.