Shopper's Wit Seeker T-Shirts

Inconvenience store.

I thought you said Megson couldn't be bought.

"The only thing that's not gone up is the pound."

Mother threatening to gag her baby.

"Where can I find the lefts?"

"The Box is bigger, the contents smaller, increased the price and called it improved."

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

Auto parts, Lite Puff Pastries, & Health Insurance Exchange.

They get into debt so fast these days...

"I think he said he wants to buy 'just the one'. You'd better fetch the manager"

STRIP Hambone: Expensive repair job

Seven deadly sins shopping plaza

'So the prince and princess lowered their expectations became savvy consumers, then they lived reasonably contented forever after.'

Mothercare - " I'm going to shop till I drop."

"How much is the sign?"

House Broken.

Shop assistant falling in love with a customer

A sign outside the "Museum of Modern Gift Items" reads "T-shirts of the Masters Sale".

'How do I know if it's seaworthy?'

"Why does your men's clothing store need a loan?" "During the pandemic sales of pants have dropped way off."

Man stands in front of rows of kangaroos next to a sign that reads "Final Clearance - Entire stock of kanagroos".

Santa checking out sleigh beds.

"I often think of the 'Hereafter'. When I'm shopping I'm always asking myself 'What am I here after?'"

'Going into business sale' at a jeweler's.

'My wife doesn't just allow for inflation - she helps it along.'

"Most of it is the same, but if you look here you'll see that the price is twice as big"

Maze Leading to a Cheese Shop

"People seem to be saying, Christmas is early, much earlier than they did last year."

Poor Holiday Gift Choice...The Lucifer 2500, Talking GPS Device.

"Classic ballcap $79.95. White, black, red or blue. Adjustable. One size fits all."

"Sometimes I like to browse the men's section just to screw with the patriarchy."

"If there are more than two people in front of you - we will open another superstore."

'When will you learn? You're only paying for the label!'

"And now for a long hard look at the changing profile of High Street Banking."

'SHOP!!!'