Witchy Dog Lover Gifts

Witches

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

A Club Sandwitch.

'You could always say the dog ate your lesson plan.'

"He ate homework as a puppy but quickly moved onto business journals."

Gym Dog

"If man is my best friend, why is he giving me this crap to eat?"

Teacher's pet dog

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

'Beware of SUV.'

Houdini's Dog

"I do corporate, divorce, and malpractice, but I'm most familiar with leash laws."

Ugggghhh....eye of newt's off!

'How to make money in the stock market.'

'Do you have to do that every time?'

Beware of the dog.

"I promised him he could have a pet."

"Tonight... Hemingway."

'The homework ate my dog.'

Pavement Art.

"I hate it when his yes man is on vacation. I have to come here every day for two weeks and wag my tail nonstop."

The grim reaper (of humans) and the angel of death (for dogs) are foreshadowing the imminent death of a man and his doh.

"My left buttock is noticeable larger than my right and my dog is missing his hind legs."

Bad Dog

Beauty Shop

"You're late."

An old dog learns a new trick.

'I like cats.'

'Watch your step. I happen to know you're an alpha male.'

'It's a good owl dog.'

'Bow wow? Did I transplant your brain, too?'