Wishful Joker Gifts

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

What else is there to wish for?

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

' Get ready to make a wish.'

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

Storm in a magic lamp.

"It'll take three wishes to get less cream cheese on your bagels in New York."

'It's a common misconception, but it's always been three fishes.'

'Don't ask questions, Ralph, just tell me who you'd rather look like - Sean Connery or Robert Redford.'

'You can come out, Marmaduke. I was just kidding about putting lipstick on you.'

Santa's Helpers

Well, she certainly is one of our more positive employees!

Inkwell Genie.

"Three wishes? Dream on. That was in the heady days before venture capital and advertising revenue disappeared."

"So you want for your three wishes...world peace, happiness for friends and family...and the weekend off."

"The spare sack? After a million warm beers and pieces of fruit cake...you'd have a spare sack too!"

"Then one day I thought, what the hell?! Maybe it's time I started granting a few of my own wishes."

"The internet without cat pictures? No way! Make a realistic wish like peace on earth, justice for all, everlasting life, sane politicians..."

"See how it feels"

'How do I know if you've been naughty or nice? CCTV!!'

'Sorry...you're not quite right for the position.'

"Hold still, it's a programme about making your own tv cabinet."

"I tolerate you too. With all my heart."

'Before I grant you your wish you have to fill out an environmental statement.'

"And for my third wish I want a further three!"

"Only three wishes, eh? Well, let's see what my lawyer has to say about that!"

"If you're ever granted three wishes, don't blow them all on a giant body with tiny arms legs."

Wishing Well: Tax reciept available for business related wishes.

Fairy God Mothers Anonymous - "I've just been too much of a people pleaser."

'Make your wishes, but I can't promise anything regarding jobs.'

'I can grant you 3 wishes as long as none of them are about getting up on the furniture.'