Wise Joker Gifts

"He's a barn owl, we're great horned owls – completely different class."

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

'You know too much,'

'Who folded the annual report into a paper airplane?'

Good News about winter

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

Fish hunting for men.

Candid Camera store.

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

'My door is always open. That's why I installed a tripwire.'

Beware of Falling Notice.

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

'Look, Dad, I made a pair of boots out of your chest waders.'

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

"Okay, you scared the babysitter...now get back in there and rinse off that toothpaste, and go to bed!"

Shoes Make The Man

Caution May Contain Nuts.

While You Were Out: We Moved!

'Dearly beloved.....and the rest of you.....'

"I keep having these funny moods, doctor."

Note Book

Sharks hate practical jokes.

"It appears your anus transplant has rejected you..."

' I hit two good balls today - when I stepped on that rake.'

"Uh-oh. We better stop using the fax machine."

'It's my spare tire. Why do you ask?'

Finally there is the right product for real men!"

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

'I tell them it's for a patient in the next room and they don't complain about their shot.'

"I'm away from my desk or on another line. Please leave a message at the sound of my impersonation of a beep."

"Okay, haha, very funny, you guys. Now toss down the ladder."

"Look, you're the one who asked me for some girl advice."

'You're not being fired Jenkins. It's just that all our colleagues have booted you out of the company.'