Wealthy Joker Gifts

'You know, Tom...Even after getting million dollar bonuses I can still enjoy the small things in life! Like stealing lunches from the staff fridge.'

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

Get crazy once in a while

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

'Want to freak her out? Stare over her shoulder without blinking for 10 minutes.'

Batman's Baby

'We decided the current system for reviewing corporation tax was too complex so we'll trial the 'think of a number and then double it' method.'

"How is the dollar trading against the Martini today, Jack?"

Well, she certainly is one of our more positive employees!

During his financial report to the board of directors, Ted hits the poignancy button by mistake.

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

Note Book

'I'm a work-at-home dad.'

Happy New Year...we feel a little overtime won't hurt you.

'I've heard all about you. Jayne says you're quite the prankster.'

"See how it feels"

Sales - We could try a 'free offer' but it would cost us.

'Yes, that's our bathroom. We're a startup, so plumbing and running water is a luxury.'

"We've got a new financial advisor. I asked him how to cut down on out of pocket expenses and he said to stop wearing clothes with pockets."

Here lies BoBo the Clown

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

Toilet humour

"Let's change table stakes to vacation days."

"What do you mean, you 'feel funny'?"

'My new investment counselor keeps referring to my stock portfolio as 'a financial aneurism waiting to happen'.'

'The shareholders are in an uproar; they demand change. Bob, switch seats with Gerald.'

Ever sensitive about its image, the IRS tries a more service-oriented approach.

"Everybody's a comedian. When I asked the clerk if he had this size bolt, he laughed and asked, 'What are you - some kind of nut?'"

No infrastructure problem here

Mr. Bubbles was beginning to regret sending his son off to clown college. 'Is that what they teach you, up at that fancy school of yours?!'

'Your Chef's Surprise, sir -- a sauteed whoopee cushion.'

A clown & his clone.

Shenanigans at the Leper Colony.

'A room with double beds, please.'