Wise Crack Gifts

Looking for a gift that brings a smile and a chuckle? Our 'wise crack' themed products feature witty, humorous designs perfect for those with a sharp sense of humor. Whether they’re known for their quick comebacks or love to lighten the atmosphere, these creative gifts celebrate their knack for humor. Ideal for friends, colleagues, or anyone who appreciates a good laugh, explore our selection of fun, clever items that showcase their playful wit.

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"I was young and cocky because I wasn't aware of my shortcomings. Now I'm old and cocky because I can't remember what they are."

"I was young and cocky because I wasn't aware of my shortcomings. Now I'm old and cocky because I can't remember what they are." mockup

"I was young and cocky because I wasn't aware of my shortcomings. Now I'm old and cocky because I can't remember what they are."

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The Vineyard

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"I think I've reached that age when I don't remember if I've forgotten something."

"I think I've reached that age when I don't remember if I've forgotten something." mockup

"I think I've reached that age when I don't remember if I've forgotten something."

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My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink. mockup

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

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"I want to be street smart so I can be a road scholar."

"I want to be street smart so I can be a road scholar." mockup

"I want to be street smart so I can be a road scholar."

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Loopholes

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'Somewhere along the way, I went from lambada to lumbago.'

'Somewhere along the way, I went from lambada to lumbago.' mockup

'Somewhere along the way, I went from lambada to lumbago.'

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'Now,they're going to teach you to talk, but remember, after you learn how.stay away from religion or politics.'

'Now,they're going to teach you to talk, but remember, after you learn how.stay away from religion or politics.' mockup

'Now,they're going to teach you to talk, but remember, after you learn how.stay away from religion or politics.'

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'I'm all tired out from creating - let's just use NATURAL selection from now on.'

'I'm all tired out from creating - let's just use NATURAL selection from now on.' mockup

'I'm all tired out from creating - let's just use NATURAL selection from now on.'

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'I try to avoid the trap of letting my idleness define me.'

'I try to avoid the trap of letting my idleness define me.' mockup

'I try to avoid the trap of letting my idleness define me.'

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"You know what burns me up? I deliberately kept my life uneventful, and I got old anyway."

"You know what burns me up? I deliberately kept my life uneventful, and I got old anyway." mockup

"You know what burns me up? I deliberately kept my life uneventful, and I got old anyway."

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"We've been hacked by our enemies! Is there anyone who know something about computers?"

"We've been hacked by our enemies! Is there anyone who know something about computers?" mockup

"We've been hacked by our enemies! Is there anyone who know something about computers?"

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'...On the other hand - the examined life sucks too.'

'...On the other hand - the examined life sucks too.' mockup

'...On the other hand - the examined life sucks too.'

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Smart people learn from experience - other peoples'.

Smart people learn from experience - other peoples'. mockup

Smart people learn from experience - other peoples'.

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"Oh, you mellow with age alright: I even like the postman now..."

"Oh, you mellow with age alright: I even like the postman now..." mockup

"Oh, you mellow with age alright: I even like the postman now..."

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"The main, unchangeable principal that I use in life is to be pragmatic."

"The main, unchangeable principal that I use in life is to be pragmatic." mockup

"The main, unchangeable principal that I use in life is to be pragmatic."

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"And another thing. When they start telling you 'You've still got it,' you don't."

"And another thing. When they start telling you 'You've still got it,' you don't." mockup

"And another thing. When they start telling you 'You've still got it,' you don't."

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The Guru has left this location after discovering the secret to happiness is better cell phone reception.

The Guru has left this location after discovering the secret to happiness is better cell phone reception. mockup

The Guru has left this location after discovering the secret to happiness is better cell phone reception.

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'Overruled. Now answer the question. We could all use a good laugh.'

'Overruled. Now answer the question. We could all use a good laugh.' mockup

'Overruled. Now answer the question. We could all use a good laugh.'

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The tax and maintenance charges are why they call them con-doughs.

The tax and maintenance charges are why they call them con-doughs. mockup

The tax and maintenance charges are why they call them con-doughs.

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"Hey lad, when I was your age I was so much older than you."

"Hey lad, when I was your age I was so much older than you." mockup

"Hey lad, when I was your age I was so much older than you."

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No ultimatum. Please give.

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"Remember son, there's no problem so big that it can't be run away from."

"Remember son, there's no problem so big that it can't be run away from." mockup

"Remember son, there's no problem so big that it can't be run away from."

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"As a Senior Citizen applying for this job, where do YOU see yourself in 5 years?"

"As a Senior Citizen applying for this job, where do YOU see yourself in 5 years?" mockup

"As a Senior Citizen applying for this job, where do YOU see yourself in 5 years?"

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"Trust me: It's benign."

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Mayfly Wisdom: Never put off til tomorrow...

Mayfly Wisdom: Never put off til tomorrow... mockup

Mayfly Wisdom: Never put off til tomorrow...

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"Crap! There's a really big piece of tape!"

"Crap! There's a really big piece of tape!" mockup

"Crap! There's a really big piece of tape!"

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'If you were your dog, would you pick you for a best friend?'

'If you were your dog, would you pick you for a best friend?' mockup

'If you were your dog, would you pick you for a best friend?'

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"He's a barn owl, we're great horned owls – completely different class."

"He's a barn owl, we're great horned owls – completely different class." mockup

"He's a barn owl, we're great horned owls – completely different class."

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"A journey of a thousand miles begins at my ATM."

"A journey of a thousand miles begins at my ATM." mockup

"A journey of a thousand miles begins at my ATM."

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A man giving advice to his son

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"That reminds me of a joke..."

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Wise Crack Gifts Collection

Wise Crack Mugs

Explore our collection of witty 'wise crack' mugs for a daily dose of humor. Perfect for coffee lovers with a sharp sense of humor.

Wise Crack Pillows

Relax with a touch of humor—our 'wise crack' pillows add fun to any living space and highlight that sharp wit.

Wise Crack Prints

Decorate with cleverness—browse our 'wise crack' prints to bring humor and personality to your walls.

Wise Crack T-Shirts

Discover our humorous 'wise crack' t-shirts that let your personality shine through. Great for casual outings and making people smile.