Winged Companion Care Gifts

Why would birdie need newspaper?

"How can you be out of wings?"

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

Bumble Bee

Dog on man's stair lift

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

And you will know it has all be worth it when he's up and about again.

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

"You want a generic or a regular sugar pill?"

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

'Well, if you're going to order 'left wings' and I'm going to order 'right,' maybe we should just order burgers instead.'

'You knew all the time that we were inseparable.'

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

Rex the Dog.

A man with a bird perched on his finger.

"With Tia Carmen's chickens, we'll get twice as much candy!"

'This is taking too long - we'll have to induce hatching.'

'Ain't no lonelier life than being a free-range chicken boy.'

'Do you have any duck tape?'

'Doctor Cameron, how fast! In the bladder already!'

'I hope your temperature is normal too, like Spots was.'

'Your dog or mine?'

'My husband and I are real bird lovers.'

Dog on a stair-lift.

'Sleeping sickness, is it? Wal, I bet I know where he got it from!'

Hamster IV

'I think he wants a larger cage.'

"You'll never soar like an eagle, but your wings will make you very popular."

'Well, Mr. 'Let's get him a fish they're no trouble at all,' you're on.'

'Those Texas Longhorns are sure good mothers, Doc.'

Nurses make it better.

'Let's see...fever, rhinorrhea, chorea...Aha! canine distemper!'