Wind Chime Collector Gifts

"Oooh, wind chimes�how New Age."

Jazz is Invented

Six jazz instruments.

"Listen! They're playing our bong."

Viola, cello, 1st violin and 2nd violin vending machine.

Tiny jazz musicians play large drum and bass.

"Ding" "Dong"

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

Aberdeen Smoking the Pipe of Peace - Aberdeen and France at War with Russia

'This one is very effective. It sounds just like a can opener.'

"He's a very alternative vicar - he's installed wind chimes.'

'I offer a service to combat your employees' afternoon drowsiness.'

'What's the situation about new wands these days?' - 'You can't beat 'compare wands.com.'

They've come a long way since they started in his parents' garage.

"Your new book, 'Help - My Head's Caught in a Pipe,' has been called by some to be semi-autobiographical. Can you comment on these rumors?"

"It was a mistake to let the children chose their own instruments for the new music class...I have eleven cymbals, and Billy Fitzgerald chose the bagpipes!"

"Here's the deal. I'll stop playing my bagpipes when you stop playing your banjo."

"This is one of those things you should share before marriage."

She always had her flute... just in case.

"You don't like my new whistle?"

Dueling Banjos two Banjos about to shoot it out in a Duel.

String Quartet Vending Machine

'All that smoking has stunted your growth.'

"You're sucking when you should be blowing!"

"Do you know how to play down the road?"

"Nice chords Wayne!"

Fizz Wipple's All Stars - (except for the second trumpet and the drummer)

'This job would be much easier if you didn't play the flute!'

101 uses of a dead cat: bagpipe

'Now we're going to test your reflexes.'

"What the?! They're installing a wind-chime in our tree! I can't stand the things: we have to move!"

'Buy you new equipment? Are you kidding? Our budget is already so tight that we have a kazooist because we can't afford an organ.'

'Dad, I've got two more chargers for you to store.'

Harold Wilson

"You idiot. That’s the dog whistle — where’s the mouse whistle?!"