Weather Vane Collector Gifts

'It's a market vane. It helps me keep track of the trade winds.'

Igloo with weather vane.

"You turned all night long!"

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

Dog in love

"Number 2. Step forward please."

Traffic Cone Monsters

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

Official Team Cap With Beard

NASA HEADQUARTERS, ACME VACUUM CLEANERS, 'Hi! - I understand that space is full of junk?'

'Does my head look big in this?'

"I had the stitches out last week. I just find that it helps me stay focused."

"I want one of those!"

"How can you say my hat is on back to front when you don't know which way I'm going to go?"

A child watches as a small figure parachutes out of a tiny aeroplane that has collided with his mobile.

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

As you like it - One way of catching fish

Nor'easter Island.

UP Again: Housing Prices.

Octopus Baseball Fan

cayetana de alba

Man walking dog with a cone crosses path with a dog walking a man with a cone.

'I wish you'd buy another hat!'

Ed's Salary Cap

Roger couldn't understand why his diet wasn't working.

Little Known Historical Fact: After regaining consciousness at the last minute, Davey Crockett's coonskin cap went on to become the Alamo's only survivor.

"Why do they call this 'Traffic Calming' again...?"

'What's the situation about new wands these days?' - 'You can't beat 'compare wands.com.'

'He's hearing impaired.'

I'm your biggest fan.

'Oh yeah, I forgot.'

"Of course I tastes like mud - it's fresh ground...!"

No caption. (A cat with the appearance of a child holds a balloon with a bird inside).

'That's weird. All this fortune cookie says is 'look out!''