Wind Vane Collector Gifts

101 uses of a dead cat: wind vane.

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

I think you'll appreciate my resume. It's printed on a fridge magnet.

Traffic Cone Monsters

NASA HEADQUARTERS, ACME VACUUM CLEANERS, 'Hi! - I understand that space is full of junk?'

Used wheels

'Gentlemen, invent your engines.'

Doric, Ionic, Corinthian, and Broken Pillars.

As you like it - One way of catching fish

"My son has a magnetic personality. That's why he's always hanging on the refrigerator door."

"Does it come with magnets?"

A child watches as a small figure parachutes out of a tiny aeroplane that has collided with his mobile.

"I had the stitches out last week. I just find that it helps me stay focused."

"Why do they call this 'Traffic Calming' again...?"

Roger couldn't understand why his diet wasn't working.

'What's the situation about new wands these days?' - 'You can't beat 'compare wands.com.'

cayetana de alba

Man walking dog with a cone crosses path with a dog walking a man with a cone.

Man on motorbike.

'It's from a company in California -- they want you to design a line of refrigerator magnets.'

'He's hearing impaired.'

I'm your biggest fan.

'You're not from around here, are you?'

'I'm wearing a bump cap and a hard hat. I like to be ready for any situation.'

'Oh yeah, I forgot.'

'I'm prescribing magnets for your weight-loss program. They'll keep this on your refrigerator door.'

Vincent Van Gogh in the form of a Van.

"Of course I tastes like mud - it's fresh ground...!"

"I can't open the fridge door, there are too many fridge magnets on it!"

"He put up a decent fight."

Snow cones.

The Downside Of Being Superman, The Man Of Steel

'It's from a company in California -- they want you to design a line of refrigerator magnets.'