Wind Chimes Gifts

Wind Chime

'Distracting the fish.'

Patey's in a band! He's so cool!

"Ding" "Dong"

Due To High Winds Crawling Is Banned Today

'The Orginial Big Band sound'

The Allied Toy Company utilizes wind power as part of its green initiative.

Wind Energy

"Yes, the migration flight home is always faster, but it's thanks to the prevailing winds, not just because we're keen to get home..."

'What can I say? I'm a grass magnet!'

"He's a very alternative vicar - he's installed wind chimes.'

"I need a transfer from the wind tunnel departmnet please."

'Quick, open the back door!'

Green Lamp Lighting Monument

'It's a working vacation. I'm a wind farmer.'

She always had her flute... just in case.

Some people bring sunshine wherever they go.

"You're sucking when you should be blowing!"

"What the?! They're installing a wind-chime in our tree! I can't stand the things: we have to move!"

'It's the windfarms - a lesser known effect.'

Polar bear produces snowflakes as he plays a musical instrument.

'I may not be an expert, but I know an ill-sighted wind turbine when I hear one!'

On a windy day in 1735, a new wig gives Bernoulli an idea.

'To be honest, Mr. Thompson, yours is the worst case of trapped wind I've ever come across.'

The British Society of Campanology...

The unmistakable face of a man who lives beneath a Tuba enthusiast.

All we do is add the wind vanes!

Old Man Winter

'I can remember when this was all pop concerts.'

Hats in the Wind

Piccolo player wanted, must play well with others.

Vampire Bassoonist

Golfing advice - "I'd use a 7 iron and hook it into the prevailing wind etc.....you'll just belt it into the trees as usual."

'I know, I know, you told me not to buy a convertible!'

'How about a cream pie? A cream pie might work.'