Wind Chimes T-Shirts

Yeah, the neighbors are complaining about your wind chimes again, Quasi.

Wind Chime

"Listen! They're playing our bong."

'Distracting the fish.'

Patey's in a band! He's so cool!

Due To High Winds Crawling Is Banned Today

"Ding" "Dong"

The Allied Toy Company utilizes wind power as part of its green initiative.

'The Orginial Big Band sound'

"Yes, the migration flight home is always faster, but it's thanks to the prevailing winds, not just because we're keen to get home..."

Wind Energy

'What can I say? I'm a grass magnet!'

"I need a transfer from the wind tunnel departmnet please."

"He's a very alternative vicar - he's installed wind chimes.'

'Quick, open the back door!'

Green Lamp Lighting Monument

She always had her flute... just in case.

'It's a working vacation. I'm a wind farmer.'

"You're sucking when you should be blowing!"

'It's the windfarms - a lesser known effect.'

Some people bring sunshine wherever they go.

"What the?! They're installing a wind-chime in our tree! I can't stand the things: we have to move!"

Polar bear produces snowflakes as he plays a musical instrument.

'I may not be an expert, but I know an ill-sighted wind turbine when I hear one!'

On a windy day in 1735, a new wig gives Bernoulli an idea.

All we do is add the wind vanes!

'I can remember when this was all pop concerts.'

The unmistakable face of a man who lives beneath a Tuba enthusiast.

Old Man Winter

'To be honest, Mr. Thompson, yours is the worst case of trapped wind I've ever come across.'

Hats in the Wind

The British Society of Campanology...

Piccolo player wanted, must play well with others.

Vampire Bassoonist

Golfing advice - "I'd use a 7 iron and hook it into the prevailing wind etc.....you'll just belt it into the trees as usual."