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"Oooh, wind chimes�how New Age."

Jazz is Invented

Six jazz instruments.

Tiny jazz musicians play large drum and bass.

Viola, cello, 1st violin and 2nd violin vending machine.

"Ding" "Dong"

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

'This one is very effective. It sounds just like a can opener.'

Aberdeen Smoking the Pipe of Peace - Aberdeen and France at War with Russia

"He's a very alternative vicar - he's installed wind chimes.'

"It was a mistake to let the children chose their own instruments for the new music class...I have eleven cymbals, and Billy Fitzgerald chose the bagpipes!"

"Here's the deal. I'll stop playing my bagpipes when you stop playing your banjo."

"Your new book, 'Help - My Head's Caught in a Pipe,' has been called by some to be semi-autobiographical. Can you comment on these rumors?"

'What's the situation about new wands these days?' - 'You can't beat 'compare wands.com.'

'I offer a service to combat your employees' afternoon drowsiness.'

"This is one of those things you should share before marriage."

She always had her flute... just in case.

"You don't like my new whistle?"

Dueling Banjos two Banjos about to shoot it out in a Duel.

Fizz Wipple's All Stars - (except for the second trumpet and the drummer)

"Do you know how to play down the road?"

"You're sucking when you should be blowing!"

"What the?! They're installing a wind-chime in our tree! I can't stand the things: we have to move!"

String Quartet Vending Machine

'This job would be much easier if you didn't play the flute!'

101 uses of a dead cat: bagpipe

"Nice chords Wayne!"

'Now we're going to test your reflexes.'

'All that smoking has stunted your growth.'

'Buy you new equipment? Are you kidding? Our budget is already so tight that we have a kazooist because we can't afford an organ.'

'Dad, I've got two more chargers for you to store.'

Harold Wilson

The unmistakable face of a man who lives beneath a Tuba enthusiast.

Parts of a Bagpipe