Wind Chime Enthusiast Gifts

"He's a very alternative vicar - he's installed wind chimes.'

The Chimes.

"What the?! They're installing a wind-chime in our tree! I can't stand the things: we have to move!"

French horn.

"Ding" "Dong"

"Thar be an Hallowe'easter a blowin'."

Wind shear - 81 st and Lex

"Remember son, evolution peaks with us - chimps were in space before man!"

'Half-crazed with nerves Petey Otterloop awaits the start of the winter concert.'

Flight of the Bumble Bee

The Church-Going Bell.

Two friars ringing bells

Sousaphone Player

'They've done wonders with Energy Efficiency!'

And now on trumpet... 'Tha she blows!'

Chimp, proficient in primate speech, outsmarts a lie detector.

The British Society of Campanology...

"Why are you wearing the windchimes I made you?"

'SHHHH!'

'I hate it when the organist is away on holiday'

Cor Anglais

"I'm kind of considered the Jimmy Page of the clarinet world."

'Good gracious Henry, it's not necessary to that every time he whistles the national anthem!'

"Oooh, wind chimes�how New Age."

'Look, there go the windfarm protestors.' (Crowd of protestors being blown away)

An area of outstanding windiness.

I love my clarinet

"Remember, it's dong after ding except when it's bling. Then it's bong."

Wind farm turbine in desert island.

Musician's Note To Self.

Songs of the Summer.

Wine charmer

Business executive watches money chimes.

On Ilkley Moor Bartok.

"They drown out all the neighbors' chimes."