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Wild West Science Buff Gifts
Searching for a gift that captures the adventurous spirit of a Wild West science enthusiast? Our selection combines rugged frontier themes with clever scientific twists, making it ideal for anyone passionate about the Old West and discovery. From witty prints to quirky mugs, these products celebrate a love for science and the wild frontier in a fun and memorable way.
'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'
At the Museum
'Einstein, the children are getting too complex for me.'
Albert Einstein
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"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."
'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'
'So...you THINK you have what it takes to be a scientist...?'
"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."
Billy. The Kid.
"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"
'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'
'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'
Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.
God Sneezes Out Creation
On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,
Fusion Lab. Did you tell the boss we need more hydrogen? Yes, I told him we were out of our element.
"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified."
'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'
"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"
'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'
Dawing your Cellphone
Science Museum. Why are you skeptical about the things scientists say? Because they claim the universe is expanding but when I visited my childhood hometown, everything was smaller.
Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus
Butterfly herders of the wild west.
"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"
"Why didn't you simply open the window?"
You must be this tall.
Charles Darwin Book Signing.
"It started with a simple case of peer-review."
'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'
"I'm an evolution denier. There's no way those people come from us."
"What's a nine-letter word for biotechnology?"
"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."
Wild West Science Buff Gifts Collection
Wild West Science Buff Mugs
Discover our full range of Wild West Science Buff mugs—quaint, witty, and perfect for adding frontier fun to your morning coffee ritual.
Wild West Science Buff Pillows
Check out our Wild West Science Buff pillows—cozy, quirky, and a fantastic way to bring frontier flair into your home.
Wild West Science Buff Prints
Browse our Wild West Science Buff prints—unique wall art that combines adventure and curiosity, great for any science and frontier enthusiast.
Wild West Science Buff T-Shirts
Explore our Wild West Science Buff t-shirts—clever designs that let you wear your science and Western pride with style.