Wild West Science Buff Mugs

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

At the Museum

Apples for sale

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

Billy. The Kid.

'So...you THINK you have what it takes to be a scientist...?'

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

God Sneezes Out Creation

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified."

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

Dawing your Cellphone

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

You must be this tall.

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

"What's a nine-letter word for biotechnology?"

"I'm an evolution denier. There's no way those people come from us."

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."