Wild West Science Buff Pillows

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

At the Museum

'Einstein, the children are getting too complex for me.'

Albert Einstein

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"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

'So...you THINK you have what it takes to be a scientist...?'

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

Billy. The Kid.

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

God Sneezes Out Creation

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

Fusion Lab. Did you tell the boss we need more hydrogen? Yes, I told him we were out of our element.

"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified."

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

Dawing your Cellphone

Science Museum. Why are you skeptical about the things scientists say? Because they claim the universe is expanding but when I visited my childhood hometown, everything was smaller.

Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus

Butterfly herders of the wild west.

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

You must be this tall.

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

"I'm an evolution denier. There's no way those people come from us."

"What's a nine-letter word for biotechnology?"

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."