Wicker Enthusiasts Gifts

'Is there something I can help you with, Sir?'

The Tectonics and Their Plates.

D.I.Y

"Today, son, you are a man."

"Yes, we’d like to buy a grow house." "Chia Pet’s first purchase."

Lumber Yard. Luxury Homes! Some Assembly Required.

'... Of course it's expensive. It doesn't grow on trees you know!'

Woman throwing giant pot.

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

Italy in Three Days."We're doing Assisi tomorrow. Myra wants to shop red leather jeans."

"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe.''"

Genetic Manipulation

Lumberjack Christmases.

"Yeah, I won the Finest Quality Wool award, but it was a tough competition: There were contestants from all over Australia and New Zealand..."

'Sure, have some wool to keep your eggs nice and warm...'

Virgin wool - 'Clippers On a first date What kind of ewe do you think I am'

'If you promise to never try to open the locked attic door, the owner will take $20,00 off!'

Sheep with its wool unwinding because it's snagged on a tree

Artisanal Pottery

The wool club for mammoths.

'Thanks girls: Boy it's cold today!'

Academia in Winter

"Whoa. Jeff. You snagged your sweater."

Shear Love.

"Wow, you're right, Alpaca Wool is very nice against the skin..."

My feet were cold.

Spinning Wheel

Sheep has it's fur shorn into a tutu.

Greek Vase

"Your father helped me, too."

"I knew it was just a matter of time before the sheep hit the fan."

Wooly mammoth

Sheep Knitting.

"It all started out just fetching sticks, and the business sort of grew from there."