Wicker Enthusiast Gifts

Fashions From Pier 1 - The Double-Breasted Wicker Suit

Rocking horse

The Tectonics and Their Plates.

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

D.I.Y

"Today, son, you are a man."

"Yes, we’d like to buy a grow house." "Chia Pet’s first purchase."

'Hello, Acme Termite Control...?'

Woman throwing giant pot.

'... Of course it's expensive. It doesn't grow on trees you know!'

"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe.''"

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

Lumberjack Christmases.

'Sure, have some wool to keep your eggs nice and warm...'

Virgin wool - 'Clippers On a first date What kind of ewe do you think I am'

"Yeah, I won the Finest Quality Wool award, but it was a tough competition: There were contestants from all over Australia and New Zealand..."

Genetic Manipulation

Lumberjack:'TIMBERRRR!' Tree:'MURDERERRRR!'

Sheep with its wool unwinding because it's snagged on a tree

"That's brilliant Mr Beaver: These wooden platforms are a lot more durable than lilypads..."

Artisanal Pottery

Academia in Winter

The wool club for mammoths.

'If you promise to never try to open the locked attic door, the owner will take $20,00 off!'

"Whoa. Jeff. You snagged your sweater."

'Thanks girls: Boy it's cold today!'

Shear Love.

"Wow, you're right, Alpaca Wool is very nice against the skin..."

Greek Vase

"It all started out just fetching sticks, and the business sort of grew from there."

Spinning Wheel