Wicker Enthusiast Gifts

Fashions From Pier 1 - The Double-Breasted Wicker Suit

Rocking horse

The Tectonics and Their Plates.

D.I.Y

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

"Today, son, you are a man."

Lumber Yard. Luxury Homes! Some Assembly Required.

"Yes, we’d like to buy a grow house." "Chia Pet’s first purchase."

'Hello, Acme Termite Control...?'

'... Of course it's expensive. It doesn't grow on trees you know!'

Woman throwing giant pot.

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe.''"

Lumberjack Christmases.

Virgin wool - 'Clippers On a first date What kind of ewe do you think I am'

Genetic Manipulation

'Sure, have some wool to keep your eggs nice and warm...'

Every time I get a postcard from your brother, I regret that I carved him out of driftwood.

"Yeah, I won the Finest Quality Wool award, but it was a tough competition: There were contestants from all over Australia and New Zealand..."

Sheep with its wool unwinding because it's snagged on a tree

'If you promise to never try to open the locked attic door, the owner will take $20,00 off!'

Artisanal Pottery

Academia in Winter

The wool club for mammoths.

"That's brilliant Mr Beaver: These wooden platforms are a lot more durable than lilypads..."

Lumberjack:'TIMBERRRR!' Tree:'MURDERERRRR!'

'Thanks girls: Boy it's cold today!'

"Whoa. Jeff. You snagged your sweater."

Shear Love.

"Wow, you're right, Alpaca Wool is very nice against the skin..."

Indian hollowing out log for a canoe sees woodpecker pecking his log

"Your father helped me, too."

"I knew it was just a matter of time before the sheep hit the fan."

Greek Vase